Now I know with the world the way it is, especially with 'Julia' type changes around, polling is going on aplenty. But don't turn away - this one is going to be different.
.Let's just say there was a toothpaste company that was called
Smolgate. That pretty much had an Australian monopoly on toothpaste. And toothbrushes.
.And let's just say the dental industry wasn't regulated in quite the same way as the medical industry so that it was common place for the phrase "your dentist recommends..." to be bandied around all the time in all forms of media.
.Then just imagine that in schools, dentists, playgroups,
kindys and childcare centres around our nation, there was just one company that did the 'education / promotion' of oral health care and teeth cleaning with children and parents. And provided free tooth brushes and paste after teaching you how to use them their preferred way.
.Let's just say, that given the monopoly on toothbrushes and toothpaste that the marketing of the said brand could be interestingly considered. In the
advertisements, the toothpaste is applied thickly along the full length of the brush. Who decides the length of the brush? Who decides the width of the toothpaste tube opening? What is the mathematical combination in terms of paste use?!
.What is the mathematical result when combining the advertised application of toothpaste to the available toothbrush with the available toothpaste and does this have any connection to the amount of toothpaste that should be used per clean - if any is required at all?
.Let me confess, I am not a lover of the gigantic corporate world. I have not shopped at
Splunnings (a hardware chain) for many many years and also avoid
Squatlight (a
haberdashery chain) as much as humanly possible given my need for such things. I frequent the small, local and yes, the sometimes more expensive and take it on the chin as best I can.
.But, take consideration my friends - what brand of toothpaste do you use? How much do you use? Do you have one of those toothbrushes that change colour when you need to change it? Who decides when that is???
.Now I am not suggesting that there is world take over at stake here. But hey, it does seem a little - I dunno - monopolised? Who is actually thinking about teeth in this scenario? Is it different where you live?
.Do you care? What do you use?
.Please tell...
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