I am looking to join a religious order, cult or similar.
Must meet following requirements.
1. vomiting not allowed
2. snot not allowed
3. children not allowed
4. prescribed diet to alternate regularly from fresh green, crunchy, tasty wholefood organic kind of thing to fat and sugar based chocolate biscuit tea kind of thing
5. to alternate between a silent order/cult and a chitty chatty order/cult on my personal whim
6. sleep encouraged at all opportunities
7. no one argues or talks back
8. lovely setting - tall trees, beach, mountains all together
9. no visitors
10. swimming, walking, yoga, meditation, rock climbing and bike riding actively encouraged
oh and of course...
11. I get to come and go as I please
Anyone know where this place is?
Phone number in comments please...